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[skald]

TUURI HOTAKAINEN

Hello, this is Tuuri Hotakainen! I'm away from the phone right now, so please leave a message. Thank you!

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text, 7/8, more bingo time

[thesettingsun]

The following message is an incredibly sensitive secret that you must never repeat to anyone ever. If you repeat it you will be permanently cursed with teachers who only put assignments up on the website right before they're due.

I've never actually read King of the Bracelets.

[skald]

Omg really? But it's a classic! You've seen the movies at least, right??

[thesettingsun]

I saw the first one? ...Because I got coupons for the movie theater and they weren't playing anything else I wanted to see.

[skald]

Whaaaaat? The Alliance of the Bracelet is NOT a consolation movie!!! This is an outrage! We're going to watch all three of them right now!!!

[Tuuri is on break at work right now.]

[thesettingsun]

But I have plans and that'll take like ten hours??

[skald]

And I have work, but that's not going to stop me! Obviously you told me this as a cry for help, and I can't ignore that cry!

[thesettingsun]

I told you so I could fill out a bingo and 'my friend needs to watch three movies immediately' is not a valid excuse for taking off work.

[skald]

Have you met my boss because honestly he would probably accept it?

[thesettingsun]

Oh, right. You work for St. Majima. Never mind.

[skald]

Hahaha ST. Majima? What's that about?

[thesettingsun]

Didn't you know that Mista got an image of Majima in his toast once?

[This may either be a joke or an attempt at the rumor-starting square. Or both.]

[skald]

Hahaha what? Pics??

[thesettingsun]

Ask Mista for them.

[He'll probably laugh.]

[skald]

[Like... she will, but]

Why not you

Why don't you want me to see Majima toast, Shuji

[thesettingsun]

I swore not to spread the pictures around. Obviously Mista wouldn't like it if a bunch of reporters came to his house and started hassling him about his experience, you know?

[skald]

[Hmmmmm that sounds fake but okay

no she's actually starting to buy this, god.]

I'm not going to tell anyone! [except she totally would.] But I don't want you to get in trouble, so I'll just ask Mista.

[skald]

OH but wait if I tell you something cool about someone else will you show me the pictures?

[thesettingsun]

You know you're asking me to break a promise I made to Mista, right?

[Never mind that he didn't actually promise him anything, he's still offended at the thought that he would be so easily bribed!]

[skald]

It's a really cool story.

[thesettingsun]

I would rather walk over hot coals than betray his trust.

[skald]

Fine, fine, I was just kidding.

Promise you'll watch the first KOTB movie with me and I'll tell you my story anyway.

[thesettingsun]

Alright, I promise.

[skald]

Hee, yay!

Anyway, you know Fai, right? The tall blond French social worker who organizes the support group?

[thesettingsun]

I know him now, I'm going later today. What about him?

[skald]

Well, he's getting more and more of his hallucinomemories, and we're pretty sure that he used to be a Gisney princess! Or some sort of copyright-less version anyway. You know how his car is pink now? He got a hallucinomemory of a magic carriage from it.